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The Funny Pages

I usually read the Letters to the Editor. As I mentioned yesterday, I wrote one myself - I have done that a few times before. I don’t know whether or not they will print it.

Some of the letters I agree with, others I disagree with, some are ridiculous, and some I don’t care about one way or another.

I have often thought that the Letters page should be placed next to the Comics page. Most of the comics are not funny, and many of the letters are, so lets place them close to each other. Except for the one I wrote yesterday.

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