In my last blog I explored the first of seven categories, each representing a distortion of reality; every joke fits into one of the categories. Today I take a look at the second category: distortion of body parts. Not surprisingly, most locker room humor finds a home in this category. In fact, any joke fitting this category is almost by definition risqué, if not actually lewd. However, I have managed to find a couple of rather long examples that avoid “potty mouth” language and sexual situations, although because of the delicate nature of the settings, I suggest you consider them rated TVMA14-D. Enjoy. ****** One day John decides to invite Mark on a trip on his private jet. While on this luxury airplane Mark asks where the toilet is. John shows him and says to him "Inside there are 3 buttons; whatever you do don't press the third one." Mark proceeds to the toilet and does his business. While sitting on the toilet he presses the first but
My alarm clock goes off every morning at eight, except for the few times when I have a breakfast date. Usually I wake up about an hour before that, or at least I partly wake up. It is important that I remain in a “not quite awake but not quite asleep” state, because I consider that time as the germination period for whatever seeds happen to have blown into my head.